Week 8 -3.4
I know what you're thinking -- "What a frickin' whinner! Oh poor me, I can't lose weight. Oops, lost 3.5 pounds."
In response I say:
- HA ha, I'm skinny, so kiss my butt!
- I took off my shoes to weigh in
It was a bold and Spartan week filled with popcorn and green salad. From Monday on, I pretty much didn't eat anything that was not a core food. Well, except for the white wine, but that's really just a venal sin.
Lessons learned in Week 8
1) My work shoes weigh about 1.5 pounds
2) Fat free popcorn is not improved by seasoning salt
3) Co-workers will refuse fat free popcorn because "it doesn't smell very good anyway"
4) Aliens ate my Buick
5) Coffee on an empty stomach makes me kind of giddy when I weigh less than 193 lbs
My Weekly numbers
WWW: 192.0
HSW: 187.5
NPL: -19.0
KRBTNPL: -35.0 [Knights of the Round Bottom Total Net Pounds Lost]
PS Duchess? Will Madame be joining us anytime soon? No pressure. Just askin'. I know you are busy flash dancing and going to thingers, but we need ya, baby.
In response I say:
- HA ha, I'm skinny, so kiss my butt!
- I took off my shoes to weigh in
It was a bold and Spartan week filled with popcorn and green salad. From Monday on, I pretty much didn't eat anything that was not a core food. Well, except for the white wine, but that's really just a venal sin.
Lessons learned in Week 8
1) My work shoes weigh about 1.5 pounds
2) Fat free popcorn is not improved by seasoning salt
3) Co-workers will refuse fat free popcorn because "it doesn't smell very good anyway"
4) Aliens ate my Buick
5) Coffee on an empty stomach makes me kind of giddy when I weigh less than 193 lbs
My Weekly numbers
WWW: 192.0
HSW: 187.5
NPL: -19.0
KRBTNPL: -35.0 [Knights of the Round Bottom Total Net Pounds Lost]
PS Duchess? Will Madame be joining us anytime soon? No pressure. Just askin'. I know you are busy flash dancing and going to thingers, but we need ya, baby.
posted by Don Q., Sir Chubalot at 6:12 AM
6 Comments:
Awesome Don!
BTW
"Aliens ate my Buick" great album!
Once the Duchess establishes her blog
I will add her to the list. I didn't really want to take the liberty of linking her Cat Lady blog without asking.
I use liquid sweetener for popcorn.
>I use liquid sweetener for popcorn.
Euwww!
BTW I don't eat popcorn.
Just the sweetener??!!
LOL, yeah they say that it make you lose weight.
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