Prepare the (low) fatted calf

for a prodigal son has returned! Please all join me in welcoming Sir Squishy back to the Knights of the Round Bottoms. The Evil McDonald's seems to have taken hold of his heart and mind in the Spring, but he is strapping back on his armor and riding forth once more.

Imagery aside, I can't tell you how much I respect people like the Big Squish man who acknowledge they have not succeeded at what they were trying to do and who dust themselves off and try again. This takes an odd combination of moxie, humility and pragmatism.

Good on 'ya, Cobber!